"She saw me kissing her father," purrs the copyline. "She saw her father kissing me," it ends.
Er, same thing, love.
Bonus ball: who signed off the advert below? Think you'll find the spelling is "irresistible". Still, it's only a poster for a book by one of our top novelists and is going up all round London – who's got time to check a dictionary, frankly?Tweet