Goldeneye. That was a good film. Indeed. But not all Russians are vodka-swilling gangsters played hammily by Robbie Coltrane. Look at this guy.
He seems very nice. Big hands though. I didn’t want to say it but- Then don’t.
...-former KGB. Everyone’s thinking it. He’s not former KGB.
So what is that huge parcel resting behind him? It was from Ikea.
Say no more. Yes, anyway, back to Russian Mind. Our chap in the pic is loving it. Looks like he’s on to the sport section. Probably an uneasy mixture of FC Spartak Moscow results and think-pieces on Tom Daley.
Expression? Totally rapt.
He’s got a very nice leather jacket and jeans. Yes. Maybe that’s an article idea for Russian Mind: “Dressed to thrill, how Russian men are sexing up the Northern Line”.
What is in the latest issue of Russian Mind? Well, there were some motivation tips recently for your team at work. Sample: “Organise lunch with your team. There are various alternatives to lunches – paintballing, bowling, camping and others.”
Not really alternatives when you’re starving. True. But when you consider how long it took Russian to break free of tyrannical dictatorships, paintballing is a healthy move, whatever way you look at it.
I bet the editor is a sexy blonde with a name like Tatiana. Stop being so bloody prejudiced. The new Russia doesn’t conform to your pathetic stereotypes.
So who’s the editor, then? Her name is, er, Tatiana Irodova.
Attractive blonde? Er, yes.Tweet