8) His policy of Bolivarianism. Widely respected, despited him thinking his country was called Bolivaria.
7) Venezuela’s quality of life improved at the third fastest rate in the world. Admittedly the other two countries were the Sudan and Somalia.
6) He fucking loved a parrot. Probably the number one reason Hugo Chavez was so popular.
4) He founded the secretive “Revolutionary Bolivian Movement-200”. It became less secretive after it began sponsoring Deportivo Lara football club’s cheerleaders.
2) Leading an unsuccessful coup d’etat against president Carlos Andres Perez in 1992. During imprisonment, he planned to lead his supporters towards an unstoppable revolution but ended up making a giant yacht out of matchsticks instead.
1) He said he was all right, didn’t need to see the doctor. Then died. All men can relate to this.Tweet