Heckling outside the G8 summit, the dark lord of the Sith said: “We had a nice peaceful galaxy – low taxes, full employment, badminton on Tuesdays – until the so-called rebellion were allowed to start blowing stuff up.
“The rebels unlawfully deposed me from the position I had destroyed so many planets and killed so many people to legally obtain.”
He added: “Life was very happy about the Death Star – okay, the name was a bit offputting to some but we got an Investors in People. They don’t hand that stuff out like confetti, you know.”
Later, Cameron suggested that Vader’s words smacked of sour grapes, given that he was once supreme ruler of the universe and now ran a project in Deptford educating ex-offenders about recycling.
Some rebels at a finance and resources committee meeting yesterday.
After the meeting, Vader told The Daily News: “Being a rebel is all glamorous at first, with lasers and uniforms and corridors but in the real world of government someone has to sit down and write a policy on dog fouling and that’s not a job for beginners.
“Who’s going to do it? Yoda? Eight hundred and seventy-eight years old and the guy’s still renting in a swamp.”Tweet