6) Athlete’s foot. It’s estimated that one in six people in the UK have athlete’s foot, explains the Bupa website. “It’s caused by a fungus that makes your skin itchy, flaky and red, and causes white cracks to appear, especially between your toes and on the side of your foot.”
A boy was seeking safe haven in Russia today after being outed as the “chocolate digestive whistleblower”.
Ryan Wilshire has apparently accepted asylum in the wake of exposing widespread collusion between his brother and mother, in which the former’s bouts of hysterical crying have been silenced over many months with supplies of the titular sweetmeat.
The former leader of the Empire, Darth Vader, has urged David Cameron not to arm the rebels in Syria, saying he risked “a world of hurt”.
Heckling outside the G8 summit, the dark lord of the Sith said: “We had a nice peaceful galaxy – low taxes, full employment, badminton on Tuesdays – until the so-called rebellion were allowed to start blowing stuff up.